Sunday, June 26, 2005

life in seven acts

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

As you like it, Act II Scene VII - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

Notes:
pard - leopard
capon - castrated male chicken
saws - sayings
pantaloon - loose-fitting usually shorter than ankle-length trousers



For more information ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_You_Like_It

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fuck you. ;-)
I just turned to Carmel and told her "I think Alan should give up his job and go into writing full time" - until I got to the end and read the William Shakespere credit. D'oh!!
Actually, your writing is very well constructed. Maybe you could try your hand at poetry?

am said...

No money in poetry, too many rejections.

Still need to pay the mortgage becuase I continue not to win the lottery.

Anonymous said...

Maybe some white papers on what you know about then, concerning your job.